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So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a TARDIS and like…I’m not the doctor so…yea
WHY WOULD YOU PAST A TARDIS wtf is wrong with you
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a stable and like……I’m not a horse so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a 1967 Chevy Impala and like……I’m not a Winchester so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the Stark Tower and like……I’m not an Avenger so….yea
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this is literally the greatest post on tumblr
this post was sent from heaven
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Hannibal must hate Lounds intensely
First she insults his boyfriend Will Graham
Now she insulted his dish
I can just imagine him sitting there, looking at her
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Remember these things when you’re sad:
- Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
- Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
- Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
- Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
- Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
- Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
- And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag
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